Really, though, Sky Bar stands to make a LOT of money: Their customer base is always growing.
When I passed this at Walgreens, I made a joke to myself. I said, “What, is it chocolate-covered BRAINS?”
I chuckled, very satisfied with my little joke.
Then I read the description that it was actually chocolate-covered brains and felt simultaneously validated and bummed out that a company would actually make a candy bar out of a dad joke.
The good news is that it wasn’t actually brains that were covered in chocolate.
The bad news is that it was just corn syrup with a metric ton of red dye.
It was a bad candy bar. Happy Halloween, diabetic zombies.