Skittles’ newest offering is Orchards, which is supposedly comprised of fruit flavors grown in orchards, even though just about everybody says orange grove and nobody knows what a peach farm is called.
[Ed. note: Thank you, M&M-Mars, for the search phrase “What determines the nomenclature of a fruit garden?”]
My theory? Orchards is the severance package they offered Lime when it got demoted from the main bag in favor of the upstart Green Apple.
– Lime: Same ol’ good-ass lime. Continue reading