Because it’s what the world has been asking for, stop in here to hear my thoughts on any of the candy bar commercials that air during The Big Game.
Snickers’ “Marilyn”: So we all know the punchline here, and this falls a little short of last years’ Danny Trejo-Steve Buscemi spot. More than anything, this spot just made me jealous of Willem Defoe’s legs.
Skittles’ “The Portrait”: Naw, man.
Butterfinger, “Be Bold”: Yawn. I wish I had more, but, I just don’t.