Help me with an important dilemma

Oh hey der loyal readers. I’m in need of some advice.

Before I hit you with my sitch, there are two things you need to know about me for context.

1. I have a terrible character flaw where I have a crippling need to prove anybody who challenges me wrong.

2. I have an emerging bald spot on the crown of my head as well as a receding hairline.

Now that that is understood, here we go:

I’m here in Vegas having a great time. It is beautiful, I am surrounded by great friends, I am gambling and watching college basketball.

While walking around, my buddy Max Bar noticed that my bald spot has gotten more prevalent and made a comment as such. We got started talking about it and at some point I said something about how at some point I would need to just shave it all off and go short.

Thence, of course, the challenge was issued.

Going short buzz is something I’ve always wanted to try, and is a sober decision I want to make. Doing it now not only presents a time to do so but also gives me a chance to prove those dopes wrong.

So, is there a way for me to buzz my hair off without becoming a “he went to Vegas, got drunk and became a character in a Hangover movie” cliche?

Open to all thoughts. If it helps, I am wearing sunglasses that make me look like a robot.

Tasting Notes

– Fake banana flavor is the worst.
– Lotta folks out there not thinkin a Laffy Taffy is a candy bar. I maintain my categorization.

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8 thoughts on “Help me with an important dilemma

  1. mleidigh says:

    Shave it.


  2. mleidigh says:

    Shave it. Now.


  3. Brad says:

    Enjoy your hair while you still have it! Plenty of time down the road to go with the shaved head look! Just saying.


  4. Ally says:

    Laffy taffy is type of candy in the shape of a bar.. Therefore.. Candy+bar=candy bar



  5. rolough says:

    Like…buzzed hair or completely bic razor bald?


  6. trishakeehn says:

    Keep your hair and cut your friends? I didn’t see that option, so I would advise you to keep your hair and your friends… and ignore their comments, as well as this climatic compulsion to rise to the cutting challenge on vacation. Save this decision for a sobering time and place with more thought!


  7. Carp says:

    Update: Hair still intact.


  8. […] like it would be a lot of fun. It turns out it’s not; the banana flavor comes across as too fake, even if it’s not, and the crispy rice bits compromise the integrity of the admittedly nice […]


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