I really really really really really really like this candy bar.
– The vanilla nougat log in the middle of this candy bar is strange and perfect.
– In the neighborhood of last year, I would sometimes joke that since we hadn’t heard from Carly Ray Jepsen in a while, she might have de-celebritized enough to consider an invitation to go on a date with me. Now that the above-linked single has been released and is infectious as ever, I fear that I’ve missed my shot.
– If somehow you’re reading this, Carly, I’m not intimidated by your fame [Ed. note: (If you’re not intimidated by casual published references to vanilla nougat logs)] and would still love to take you to the ball.